Hooray. I did it. One full year of blogging. I had initially intended on going through all the search terms that got people to my blog and listing the most amusing ones here, but, instead, I will recap a conversation I had with my mom yesterday. Enjoy.
……ring ring……
Mom: Hello?
Me: Hi, mom!
Mom: How’s my Bekah?
Me: Oh, I’m good. I actually called to ask you for some advice but first, guess what tomorrow is?
Mom: What??
Me: My one year blogiversary!
Mom: Really? Happy blogiversary, my Bekah!
Me: Speaking of ‘versarys, happy anniversary Mom!
Mom: Your blogiversay. Congratulations!
Me: Mom? Um…isn’t today your wedding anniversary? It is October 24th, right?
Mom: (Silence.) You know what? It is!! Your father is going to play cards with friends and I am going to dinner with the ladies!
Hysterical laughter.
Me: (Between giggles.) Hey Mom. Remember that time I called you and wished you a happy birthday and you didn’t even remember it was your birthday?!?
Mom: (More laughter.) I do!
Me: That was funny.
And this, dear readers, is why my Mom and Dad are awesome. And also why I have a hard time remembering anyone’s birthday. So when I forget yours, don’t be insulted. I come by it naturally.
So, happy (one day belated) anniversary, Mom and Dad. And happy blogiversary to you, blog. You’re cool.
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